The Modern-Day Pantheon, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 2012.

batteryPOP blog, 2013-2015:

How to Have a Hunger Games Themed Party (Without Anyone Being Hungry)

Lucky Rabbit Feet: How to Make Bunny Slippers

How to Hold Your Own Olympic Games

Year of the Funny Horse Facts

How to Have the Best Polar Vortex Ever!